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Thomas Shay @Vousielle

Age 35, Male

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North Central College

Moline, Illinois

Joined on 7/18/07

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Posted by Vousielle - November 1st, 2007


Hello there, if someone forwarded you here, they must have felt that you were unexperienced in Newground mores.

Here are a few tips:
First, read the 'BBS House Rules' and General Rules you wouldn't believe how much flak you will avoid.

Second, Lurk, lurk, and lurk some more. Stay away from things that everyone else seems to say, memes such as 'do a barrel roll' or 'grab her cock' These are bannable offences.

Third, before posting on the BBS (the Newgrounds forum) be sure that you have something interesting to post. Whether it be funny, baffling, or dramatic, make sure it has some semblance of meaning. Therein lays the path to respect on the BBS.

The Fourth step is optional but if you really want to be up to date with everything Newgrounds explore the 'History of the Portal'

If you do all of these things you will transcend the role of 'n00b' and assume the mantle of 'new user'

Most important of all though, have fun!
-Vousielle


Posted by Vousielle - October 14th, 2007


Hello Constant Readers,
Did you know that any love song can be transformed into a sea shanty?
Just change all of the 'babies' to 'maties' It works, try it today!
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It's true, I am a fucking whore, and a Johnny-come-lately as well, I am only now setting up my list of UILFS (Users Id Like To Fuck). It's late, but fuck it. I will be updating this from now on, or until it is unfashionable to have one. This is in no particular order.

Gagsy- Nerdy, English, Female, 'nuff said.
alicetheDroog- doesn't take any shit, and is rather clever with her comebacks.
Blackmarketkraig- For having to put up with all the MSuglies in the art forum.
JadeTheAssassin- Because she likes the Dark Tower series, thus rendering her ubersexy.
InsertFunnyUserName- A woman who looks like House! My search can now end!
Mcfoofa-Because he did it.
shadowchaotailsevil3-Because he's been around forever and still doesn't get any recognition.
Mechabloby- Called this a bloggiwoggi, and apparently, not a fabbot.
RedElephant- I hate this bastard because he takes his Colbertish shenanigans too far, but I would still totally do him because of it.
Raguel- Has the magic touch when it comes to flash doodles.
All-American-Badass- For being all American. And a badass.
ramagi- Great lock jokes, and a very sexy lady.
SBB- For being a gentle, yet firm lover.

If I have forgotten anyone, comment and if I like you I will put you up. This is a work in progress so don't bitch about it. And if you ARE on here but there isn't a link it is because I was waiting for you to come online.

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Existential philosophy, Politics, and hot sweaty dinosaur sex.
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Katherine's Evil Twin is not amused...
Discuss

I am a fucking whore.


Posted by Vousielle - October 12th, 2007


Hello Constant Readers,
I am doing Habitat for Humanity all Saturday so don't expect me to be on until late.

Hey Newgrounds.


Posted by Vousielle - October 10th, 2007


Hello Constant Readers,
Shortest, yet most win topic I ever made, here.

Ngs Snooty Bastards Club


Posted by Vousielle - October 8th, 2007


Hello Constant Readers,
It's Hello-ween time again, so start sticking razors in those apples!
In honor of the spookyness, I am working on a full color pic.
I finished it!

Boo!


Posted by Vousielle - October 2nd, 2007


Hello Constant Readers,
Today I will explain how to make a kind of sammich I call 'Original Sin'
(Warning: If you have a weak heart, Asthma, or are pregnant or planning to become pregnant, Look away.)

Two (2) slices of thick homemade bread(toasted)
Slather the toast with Mayonaisse (The real stuff not low-fat or miracle whip/ Lard may be substituted if you enjoy pain.)
Get one (1) cut of Grade A Prime Rib(preferably marbled with fat)
Run Steak through warm room
Put mozarella cheese on both pieces of bread (heat in microwave until melted)
Smash steak in between the two halves.
Devour in front an easily disgusted vegan.
(NOTE: for maximum irony factor, drink a V8, when they look at the drink tell them 'I'm trying to be healthy.')

Vousielle's cooking for food-fetishers


Posted by Vousielle - September 30th, 2007


Hello Constant Readers,
Although I have returned from my sojourn in the wilderness, of Iowa. I can not share my adventures with you because I have two days left of my seven day ban, which was administered on friday night.
Cry for me Newgrounds, for I musn't cry alone.
Stand Up For Your Rights!
Coolness below.

I'm Back!


Posted by Vousielle - September 25th, 2007


Hello Constant Readers,
From left to right:
My cousin Katie, My sister Laura, My cousin Jeffery, And Me!
This was taken a year ago at Emo's Pizza in St. Louis. I used to weigh alot more, than I do now. I still am a little heavy but I am tall, and have a lot of muscle so it doesn't show much anymore.
EDIT: I will be gone this weekend to my grandparent's. I will not return until sunday evening.

Hey it's me!


Posted by Vousielle - September 24th, 2007


Hello Constant Reader,
He came out.

Captain Planet is gay...


Posted by Vousielle - September 21st, 2007


Hello Constant Readers,
Be sure to suggest something for me and Avoe17's collab Thread.