Hello Constant Readers,
Today I will explain how to make a kind of sammich I call 'Original Sin'
(Warning: If you have a weak heart, Asthma, or are pregnant or planning to become pregnant, Look away.)

Two (2) slices of thick homemade bread(toasted)
Slather the toast with Mayonaisse (The real stuff not low-fat or miracle whip/ Lard may be substituted if you enjoy pain.)
Get one (1) cut of Grade A Prime Rib(preferably marbled with fat)
Run Steak through warm room
Put mozarella cheese on both pieces of bread (heat in microwave until melted)
Smash steak in between the two halves.
Devour in front an easily disgusted vegan.
(NOTE: for maximum irony factor, drink a V8, when they look at the drink tell them 'I'm trying to be healthy.')