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Thomas Shay @Vousielle

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I am a fucking whore.

Posted by Vousielle - October 14th, 2007

Hello Constant Readers,
Did you know that any love song can be transformed into a sea shanty?
Just change all of the 'babies' to 'maties' It works, try it today!
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It's true, I am a fucking whore, and a Johnny-come-lately as well, I am only now setting up my list of UILFS (Users Id Like To Fuck). It's late, but fuck it. I will be updating this from now on, or until it is unfashionable to have one. This is in no particular order.

Gagsy- Nerdy, English, Female, 'nuff said.
alicetheDroog- doesn't take any shit, and is rather clever with her comebacks.
Blackmarketkraig- For having to put up with all the MSuglies in the art forum.
JadeTheAssassin- Because she likes the Dark Tower series, thus rendering her ubersexy.
InsertFunnyUserName- A woman who looks like House! My search can now end!
Mcfoofa-Because he did it.
shadowchaotailsevil3-Because he's been around forever and still doesn't get any recognition.
Mechabloby- Called this a bloggiwoggi, and apparently, not a fabbot.
RedElephant- I hate this bastard because he takes his Colbertish shenanigans too far, but I would still totally do him because of it.
Raguel- Has the magic touch when it comes to flash doodles.
All-American-Badass- For being all American. And a badass.
ramagi- Great lock jokes, and a very sexy lady.
SBB- For being a gentle, yet firm lover.

If I have forgotten anyone, comment and if I like you I will put you up. This is a work in progress so don't bitch about it. And if you ARE on here but there isn't a link it is because I was waiting for you to come online.

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Existential philosophy, Politics, and hot sweaty dinosaur sex.
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Katherine's Evil Twin is not amused...
Discuss

I am a fucking whore.

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BlackmarketKraig 2007-10-16 00:01:54

Yay! I'm being recognized for keeping the shit out of the art forum. I can live with that.

Vousielle 2007-10-16 00:01:54

word

alicetheDroog 2007-10-16 19:06:46

I like the title.

Vousielle 2007-10-16 19:06:46

It explains everything.

Spite 2007-10-16 22:44:22

NO! not his pee pee place!

Also that bit about red elephant made me laugh :D

Vousielle 2007-10-16 22:44:22

the pee-pee place is a delicate area.

alicetheDroog 2007-10-17 22:47:13

I do come up with quite witty rejoinders, don't I?

Vousielle 2007-10-17 22:47:13

>witty response here<

snapper5 2007-10-18 14:20:21

thank god (or a backwards dog) im not on there

just like pie isn't, my beautiful pie...

Vousielle 2007-10-18 14:20:21

DOGDAMMIT!

Buoy 2007-10-18 15:56:36

dude do u love me. i had a fap over ur profile if u dont mind. plz call m number and we can have a good time. seriously i wanna fuck u.

LoL

Vousielle 2007-10-18 15:56:36

LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL
okay

McFooFa 2007-10-22 14:14:25

teehee ;3

Vousielle 2007-10-22 14:14:25

TEEHEE YOURSELF MY GOOD MAN!

Raguel 2007-10-24 19:37:42

Random love is kewl :D

Vousielle 2007-10-24 19:37:42

You just want to get in my pants.

All-American-Badass 2007-10-24 19:53:23

63 news post
wow
so you are the true attention whore

Vousielle 2007-10-24 19:53:23

You better believe it....

Mechabloby 2007-10-25 00:36:45

Turn around. Bright eyes. :3

Vousielle 2007-10-25 00:36:45

Turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit lonely and you're never coming around
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit restless and I dream of something wild
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll never be the boy you always you wanted to be
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

Mechabloby 2007-10-25 02:27:27

Got MSN? ;)

Vousielle 2007-10-25 02:27:27

nope sorry

Brick-top 2007-10-25 17:48:59

Wait, you're a whore?

Vousielle 2007-10-25 17:48:59

Yes, Five dollah.

Brick-top 2007-10-25 18:09:18

5 dollah? I thought it was 10 dollah.

Do you take plastic? lol

Vousielle 2007-10-25 18:09:18

only plastic MONEY gaijin!
no sucky sucky?

cheesecamp 2007-10-30 20:06:18

happy halloween!

Vousielle 2007-10-30 20:06:18

Have an Apple (which in no way has been injsected with arsenic)