Hello Constant Readers,
A different sexy chair!

Hello Constant Readers,
More disturbingly sexy chairs!
You know you like it.

PS: Read my past posts and comment, make me feel loved!

Hello Constant Readers,
Did you know that if you devour somebody's still beating heart you gain all their powers?

Hello Constant Readers,
Who else is to lazy to check e-mail?
I never check my e-mail, I checked for the first time in months, I had 172 messages.
Not one was a message from an actual person. I cried.
You now have wasted 1.5 seconds reading this. You will never have those 1.5 seconds again. ever.

PS: If you have taken the time to read all of my posts, it means you are sexy. And by read I mean post a comment you lazy bastards.
PSS: I plan to purchase an Angry Faic T-shirt, three cheers for E-commerce!

Hello Constant Readers,
Do you like chairs?
I like chairs, no seriously, I really like chairs.
Oh...Oh...how sexy.

Hello Constant Readers,
How do you like my new page header?
I was tired of the messy old one so I whipped this up.
Anyway if you really want to get in touch with me, tuesdays and thursdays I dont have class.
Here is the old header:

Hello Constant Readers,
Hey kids, do your parents act suspicously ungodly?
Then report 'em!

Hello Constant Readers,
Bask in the genius of Mona Goodman.
What is behind her mysterious smile?

Hello Constant Readers,
The Labor Day weekend is over, it is now back to work.
Here is a picture of a Rocketpack.

Hello Constant Readers,
As you can see from this technical diagram, The Young Newgrounder's new 'Lahzor II' missile defense system is totally kick-ass.