Hello Constant Readers,
Who else is to lazy to check e-mail?
I never check my e-mail, I checked for the first time in months, I had 172 messages.
Not one was a message from an actual person. I cried.
You now have wasted 1.5 seconds reading this. You will never have those 1.5 seconds again. ever.

PS: If you have taken the time to read all of my posts, it means you are sexy. And by read I mean post a comment you lazy bastards.
PSS: I plan to purchase an Angry Faic T-shirt, three cheers for E-commerce!